Chris hates ...

bongos (or maybe she hates djembes)!

Thusly, Chris versus the bongo/djembe man.

Bongo man (with bonus points for the bicycle and trailer, but not enough to overcome the three bongos/djembes and boombox):
 

Chris and the Bongo man:
 


Chris Wins - but I still don't understand why she dislikes listening to bongos/djembes/boomboox for ten hours at a time.

ps - Were not going anywhere this weekend.