Froggy ...

was confused as to his provenance. He thought he was a frog but all the other frogs were afraid and wouldn't play with him. He croaked like a frog, hopped like a frog, had the same number of legs as a frog but he was not a frog. Froggy was an alligator and he was raised by a wolf pack in the high alpine mountains of northern Iowa. The wolves taught Froggy to be a cowboy, but he was allergic to cows and had to change careers. He tried selling used cars. He tried working as a barrista at a Starbucks. He worked in a bookstore. But all Froggy could do was be a frog.


Hmmm, I think my eyes are painted gold:




My what brass teeth I have, said Froggy as he was feeling a bit peckish: